Beth's party was AH-MAIZE-ING! Half a bud light lime, a few swigs off Becca's cooler, two vodka and cokes, one and a half vodka and sprites later, I completely lost my sense of hatred for humanity. Well, the bad part of humanity. It also made watching the Human Centipede A LOT easier. Yes. We actually watched a movie LEGALLY banned in Canada. Lots of good times were had all around. So Aly and I are both on meds that should not be taken in conjunction with alcohol. Oh well. Fuckballs to that.
So now on actual Hallowe'en Eve, I'm hanging with Mona, Sarah, and Savanna. We went to MickDicks and sat in the booth next to incredibly sketchy motherfuckers. The one guy got obsessed with the fact that I eat ice cream like I suck dick. Not my fault. Then they tried whipping fucking french fries. That shit is un-ack-fucking-ceptable. Using their reflection, I pinged 'em back Now back at my place, we're watching Sex and the City. Lucy Liu, Long Pink Amazing, Dickalicious,Where dimples come from. Holy fuckballs. I adore it.
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