Fuckballs!

So I fake a splitting headache to get out of last period today. Getb home and guess what motherfuckers. Gargantuan headache fucking hits me as soon as I walk in the door. But like a smart person, I have my house completely stocked with advil, caffeine and soft things to sleep on. I have to get rid of my headache befoire this party tonight... Grrr.