I'm Fucking Angry

Motherfuckers! Update! While at the mall, my mom tells me I can't fucking go see Wicked at the Canon Theatre in Toronto.... I'll let that sink into your brain meat. The muscial of the fucking decadde, the one I've wanted to see since I knew it existed, and I'm not fucking allowed to go because it's too expensive. Even though i would have payed with my own fucking money. And how fucking hippocritical is this coming from a woman who's spent thousands on fucking scrapbooking shit. Much of which she'll never use. FUCK!
the only fucking reason I haven't gone on a homicidal fucking rampage is because when I got home i did two of the things to calm me. Physical excercise and a couple cigs. Yay nicotine and endorphins!

Insult plaid all you fucking want...

But I love my plaid coat. It is sofa king warm. Walking home in the cold, watching other people shiver, it's quite funny. Je heart. While listening to the Glee version of telephone and drinking a nice hot Timmies French Vanilla.... It's like an fuckin' orgasm. Joy, motherfuckers. Joy. now normally I don't drink anything like a french vanilla from T-Hos, because theres like 250 calories in a medium, BUT there's this cute guy at the Timmies I go to. I quite enjoy flirting with him and he flirts back. :D But now I have to do a Pre-health essay, English notes to finish and a Law article assignment. +o(. But then off to London to shop for books, and clothes and to find some music!! XD laytah bitchez!

School (N)

If you seek ay my life. English journals due today. Not done. Most boring subject ever. Wanna vomit. Skipping rest of classes to do them. +o(
Started reading Boston Legal transcripts to stop self from gouging out own eyes.

Hallowe'en Eve

Beth's party was AH-MAIZE-ING! Half a bud light lime, a few swigs off Becca's cooler, two vodka and cokes, one and a half vodka and sprites later, I completely lost my sense of hatred for humanity. Well, the bad part of humanity. It also made watching the Human Centipede A LOT easier. Yes. We actually watched a movie LEGALLY banned in Canada. Lots of good times were had all around. So Aly and I are both on meds that should not be taken in conjunction with alcohol. Oh well. Fuckballs to that.
So now on actual Hallowe'en Eve, I'm hanging with Mona, Sarah, and Savanna. We went to MickDicks and sat in the booth next to incredibly sketchy motherfuckers. The one guy got obsessed with the fact that I eat ice cream like I suck dick. Not my fault. Then they tried whipping fucking french fries. That shit is un-ack-fucking-ceptable. Using their reflection, I pinged 'em back Now back at my place, we're watching Sex and the City. Lucy Liu, Long Pink Amazing, Dickalicious,Where dimples come from. Holy fuckballs. I adore it.

Fuckballs!

So I fake a splitting headache to get out of last period today. Getb home and guess what motherfuckers. Gargantuan headache fucking hits me as soon as I walk in the door. But like a smart person, I have my house completely stocked with advil, caffeine and soft things to sleep on. I have to get rid of my headache befoire this party tonight... Grrr.

Hallowe'en!! (Life update)

So holy shit it's been a while. Like a long while. Since I last blogged here, I've reconciled my differences with someone who hated me, fell madly in love with Glee, rediscovered what I can do, become comfortable with who I am, accepted the fact that i'm meant to be single, ran for student council prime minister(shortest campaign in history) and joined the choir. Holy shit, I'm the last person I would have thought to sing Jesus tunes. Speaking of Jesus tunes, Papa can you hear me? is perhaps one of Barbra Streisand's most widely known song and definitely one of my favs. When Lea Michele sang it on Glee, I realized that we may have finally found someone to fills Babs' shoes when it comes to that. Lea is a spectacular singer with just the right emotion, power and vocal range. Holy fuckballs! I just comitted gay blasphemy. Mabejebus! But it's so true and feels so right. aha ;). But I digress, it's been an eventful year and I hope it's not another before I blog again.

HOWDY!

... UM hi. I'm Matt Benoit. im 15, turning 16 in November. I totaly kick ass!! lol. In short; I am a pissed gay socialist atheist Canadian. :P Yay life! this blog will be my loud rambling on life, love, kicking ass and murder.jk. i require debate to live and i like arguements. They keep me nice and sharp minded. i love Taekwondo and Fencing and love trying other martial arts. I love my friends and my music. Without those life is useless. I love law and politics. My dreamis to become a crown attorney or (as if it will ever happen) Governor General of Canada. i would suffice to be a big shot barrister. Anyways, im done for today. Maybe i'll blog again tmrrw..... hmm decisions decisions.