OMG MOTHERFUCKERS! UPDATE!

ONE DAY TILL THE SUBSTITUTE! GWYNETH PALTROW ON GLEE! FORGET YOU! SPANISH-NESS~ Rebecca's new name is Domino! YAY! YAY MOTHERFUCKERS!! OOOOO!!!!! I'm writing a new book. Apparently it's addictive. Basically it's my mind on a page.

OMFGSHIFOACAGE-Wrong Anagram....Dammit!

Well fuck me hard and call me Suzie! In the words of Samantha, Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck! No.1 My mom found my smokes, pot and lip gloss. That's ALL gone now. Fuck! No.2 Well acutally there is no number 2. I'm just very upset about number 1. However I did turn into a huge gay bird twice this past week. Once when I first saw the Glee version of 'Teenge Dream' and again when Korofsky kissed Kurt! Actually at first I just went "WHAT!?!?!?!" in a voice three octaves higher than normal. Yeah WHERE THE HELL did that come from! And btw, I have actually never been more turned on by a chick than when the chickas did their mash-up. Holy shiznat! Like it was fucking hot! And I say that as a gay. Good job ladies. OMFG! Darren Criss.... Holy Hotness! Like YUMMY! I'm callin' it motherfuckers. It's a be a Blurt!

Hallowe'en!! (Life update)

So holy shit it's been a while. Like a long while. Since I last blogged here, I've reconciled my differences with someone who hated me, fell madly in love with Glee, rediscovered what I can do, become comfortable with who I am, accepted the fact that i'm meant to be single, ran for student council prime minister(shortest campaign in history) and joined the choir. Holy shit, I'm the last person I would have thought to sing Jesus tunes. Speaking of Jesus tunes, Papa can you hear me? is perhaps one of Barbra Streisand's most widely known song and definitely one of my favs. When Lea Michele sang it on Glee, I realized that we may have finally found someone to fills Babs' shoes when it comes to that. Lea is a spectacular singer with just the right emotion, power and vocal range. Holy fuckballs! I just comitted gay blasphemy. Mabejebus! But it's so true and feels so right. aha ;). But I digress, it's been an eventful year and I hope it's not another before I blog again.